Let's start with the sex.
Texas is getting weary of all those rowdy Louisianians. Particularly the registered sex offenders.
http://www.kxxv.com/main.cfm?ID=1&NewsID=2535&Type=Full
I couldn't find a single sex scandal in a southern state. Must be the cold weather up north.
Cops in NY charged with abusing a brooklyn woman. Juicy story of inappropriate behavior.
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/st
Michigan's Attorney General Mike Cox is involved in both a sex scandal and a cutthroat political battle.
http://www.mlive.com/news/sanews/in
There was a sex convention in Minneapolis over the weekend. Why don't these things ever come to Mississippi? Favorite quote from the story: “Sorority girls love it; we have a discount for them.” Maybe it's time to start a new sorority: Chi Chi Chi
http://www.mndaily.com/articles/200
Got a Volkwagon? Your dinero may have paid for a “young and lively dark-skinned girl.” Or any number of other carnal indulgences. Oooh, I like that phrase I may have to put it into wider circulation. Carnal indulgences.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,
Even in India, women read way too much into men's footwear. I'm tellin' ya, more often than not it's about comfort not looks.
http://www.newkerala.com/news.php?actio
Wine in North MS? Sure and thanks to 'Sideways.'
http://www.djournal.com/pages/story.a
How about a handful of Sunday-school inappropriate stories from Wired.com.
Don't know what to get that hard-to-shop-for mate? How about a copy of Sex Machines: Photographs and Interviews? I know it'd get a place on my coffee table.
http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,128
Awesome story about Absinthe in New Orleans.
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/13.1
From the 'awesome ideas that should work but don't' drawer comes Netflix for porn: http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/13.1
Ever wonder what the 100 most popular English websites are? Here's Alexa's list.
http://www.alexa.com/site/ds/top_si